Literature
Nope, I don't like Ilia
Warning: this is an anti-Ilia and pro Zelink poem. Read at your own risk.
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Ilia, Ilia
with your monkey face
Ilia, Ilia
you and your pointless rage
Ilia, Ilia
what did I do to you?
what did I do
to deserve you
shouting at me
stealing my horse
and from her stubbornly keeping me away?
Ilia, Ilia
I don't like you
and you even ask why?
Ilia, Ilia
I'm sorry but I do not like you
I only like people
that don't treat me
like a freaking property!
I like Midna, because she's funny,
and I like Princess Zelda, because she's
kind to me,
even though we just met!
She treats me like a